May 2013
guynecologist:
wouldnt wanna
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nyozeka:
im going to go sit on the curb cause it’s garbage day tomorrow and im complete trash
orelpuppington:
im like 98% weird kinks and 2% water
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the-fandoms-are-cool:
how I discovered I was pansexual
shit that guy’s hot
oh fuck that girl’s hot too
wait what trans people are hot as well
damn sweet jesus I’m not sure what gender you are but you’re very hot
is there a term for this condition
chekhov:
In health class we were given sheets of paper and told to write a message we would want someone of the opposite sex to know
She read some examples
The girls were like: “Hey can you please not treat me like shit”
The boys were like: “Spray tans look ugly I hate when girls wear too much makeup and don’t lead me on.”
“Creating a life that reflects your values and satisfies your soul is a rare...”
– Bill Watterson. (via estebanwaseaten)
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Lexx: I'm gonna explode. Put the pieces in the trash can, where they belong.
Me: Don't explode, boss.
Lexx: Put the pieces in gay baby jail.
Me: I will build a gay baby jail for your pieces.
Lexx: That's how I'd like to be buried.
Me: A big gay baby jail at the cemetary. I'll make sure the sign is in comic sans.
